Missing in Patagonia

Items that I have lost in Patagonia in order of date missing:

1) Delta Airlines Pen
notes - lost somewhere on day 1 or day 2 of The W in Torres del Paine, Chile
- replaced with souvenir pen from El Chalten

2) REI hiking sock
notes - lost in area of Refugio Los Cuernos on third day of The W in Torres del Paine, Chile
- have always wondered how one could lose a sock in random places
- carrying around its partner for reasons unknown

3) VS bra
notes - lost in Puerto Natales, Chile between Hospedaje Nancy and Yagun House hostels
- later recovered from the depths of my pack in El Chalten, Argentina

4) Smith Method sunglasses
notes - cannot remember specifically where these were forgotten/left behind but suspect them to be in the locality of El Calafate, Argentina. Have subsequently been eyeing sunglasses of passing strangers in El Calafate in hopes of spotting them.

5) Laura
notes - separated while visiting Perito Moreno Glacier, Parque Nacional de Los Glaciares, Argentina
- reunited 2.5 hours later in gift shop